| Rosemary is at a
nursing conference. Bernice is going to great
lengths to prepare for the imminent arrival of
noted travel writer Victor Tutt. Leonie Sterling,
the temporary matron, is staying at Rainbow Farm
as well. Hugo and Frank bring in soon-to-expire
deli foods (a great bargain), glasses, and a
variety of wines for the dinner Bernice has
planned. She wants Darcy to dress in a little
french maid's outfit to serve the meal but Darcy
won't agree. Leonie is very accommodating to the
doctors, allowing them to shift their schedules
around however they want and Kate accuses them of
taking advantage of the new matron's good nature.
Kate calls in on Mrs. Rennet. Her daughter,
Vanessa, throws a bucket of water on the
neighbour's cat, Elton, when he goes for her
budgie. The neighbour, Chris Brooks, is upset
over that and accidentally bangs his leg against
the fence while arguing with her. He's in agony
and throws a broken board at Vanessa's garden
gnomes. Esme calls Tom in because of that and
Kate checks out Chris's leg -- she sees that he
has an infected ulcer on his leg. Anna has a new car. Bernice
dresses up for Victor. He arrives in Bev's cab
and they are shocked to learn that he is an
extremely portly gentleman. Bernice asks Harry to
keep Leonie occupied at the hospital so that she
won't interrupt the dinner plans. Victor admires
Bernice's "cheeky" touches -- the
copies of his books, the Ruffles hotel towel,
etc. Darcy refuses to be the maid at all. Anna
has to operate on a dog with hip dysplasia (a
birth defect) and Billy naively talks about how
the dog's parents should have been more
considerate. At the dinner, Victor charms Esme.
Hugo has to take over serving duties. Bernice
tries to monopolize Victor's conversation but
isn't very successful. Terence arrives in casual
dress. They learn that Victor still lives with
his mother. Terence realizes that Victor wrote
one of his favorite wine books. Harry examines
Chris's wound. Victor stuns everyone with his
very hearty appetite. Leonie arrives at Rainbow
Farm unexpectedly causing Bernice to drop some of
the food. Terence invites Leonie to join them for
dinner. Bernice mistakenly sprinkles salt on a
big bowl of strawberries, then pours wine on them
to try to mask the taste of the salt. She
scrambles to find something else to serve but
Hugo grabs the bowl of strawberries and takes it
in to the table. Victor is impressed that Bernice
thought to make such a delicacy, a Florence
flavour -- he last had them a Maxim's in Paris.
No one else appreciates them, though. Bernice
begins talking about the pyramids and her
experiences there and during the course of the
conversation inadvertently insults Victor. He
accuses her of calling him a fraud.
Harry talks to
Chris about the wound he has and they determine
that he was bitten by a spider at the Lodge.
Vanessa's been feeding Elton for him. Bernice
apologizes to Victor. Leonie talks to Victor
about all the places she'd like to visit but
never has. She's sitting on his worry neads and
he spins her a great yarn about how he got them.
Only a small number of people are affected by the
kind of spider that Chris has identified. Victor
gives Leonie his worry beads. Bernice makes a
nuisance of herself over the review. Victor and
Leonie have a nice chat over breakfast. Bernice
asks Victor if he'd like to go for a dip in the
hot tub. Anna has a talk to Billy about the fuss
over she and Tom not having kids. She tries to
explain genetics to him. Kate and Harry go to the
Lodge to catch one of the spiders. Esme talks to
Chris about him and Vanessa...she offers her
advice to him and to Vanessa.
Victor gets into
the hot tub. Vanessa and Chris come to an
agreement about their relationship -- he agrees
to keep Elton inside as long as she agrees to get
help for her allergies. They kiss. Tom talks to
Billy about Duchennes and having kids. Billy
agrees to have the blood tests to help Anna
determine if she's a carrier. Bernice complains
to Terence about how much Victor's visit is
costing her -- Leonie tells her that Victor has
decided to stay a little longer. Bernice returns
home to Rainbow Farm to find him still in the hot
tub. The temp is so high...she turns it down and
gives him some champagne. He's a little
disconcerted. Billy gets his blood test and tries
to explain genetics to them. Bernice comes out to
the hot tub again to find Victor unconscious,
still in the water.
The hospital staff
try to examine Victor. Terence talks to Bernice
about the details. Tom and Anna clear up their
yard. Harry wanders past after a golf game and is
called back into the hospital. Hugo and Darcy
practice their dancing. Darcy's crabby and
out-of-sorts. Hugo tries to be sensitive,
thinking that its PMS. Victor's blood pressure is
up. He's told the medical staff that he's only
been taking the odd aspirin and vitamins so
they'll have to wait to see what the blood tests
show. Bernice is beating herself up over it. Tom
finds a dog on the side of the road and takes her
to Anna. Anna thinks the dog may have been bitten
by a snake -- unfortunately she has no antivenin,
besides which it costs $400 per shot (is it worth
it for a stray dog?). Victor is dehydrated and
has an electrolyte imbalance and bouts of
diarrhea. Terence investigates and Victor admits
he's been taking diet pills ("this and
that" he says). Leonie's talks with Victor
have made her a little more decisive. Bernice
brings Victor's shaving kit to Terence, who finds
it filled with all sorts of pills.
Darcy has rung in
sick so Hugo stops round to see her at home. Tom
finds out the "stray" dog's name is
Murphy and he brings her owner, Chantal, to see
her. Anna explains how expensive treatment would
be (money is tight at Chantal's house). Terence
talks to Victor about weight loss and lifestyle
changes. Bernice apologizes (again) to Victor -- "Rainbow Farm likes to spoil
its guests. We don't want it to be terminal,
though". Frank
arrives looking for Bernice -- she still hasn't
paid him for the discounted foodstuffs for the
dinner party. Darcy is still very cranky. Frank
thinks it may be that time of the month and he
explains it explains it to Hugo the same way that
Shirley explained it to him -- "The last
thing they want is for some man to pat them on
the head and say <There, there. I
understand.> 'cos let's face it, he
doesn't". Victor tells Leonie he rues the
day he ever came to Wandin Valley. She returns
his worry beads.
Anna orders some
antivenin and Tom suggests getting some from the
hospital for immediate use, giving Anna a
brilliant idea -- the hospital has some
out-of-date antivenin that can't be used on
humans but should be potent enough for animals
(she hopes). Kate escorts Victor to the shower
room. Hugo insists Darcy tell him what's wrong --
she's found a lump in her breast and is scared.
She doesn't want her mom to know so he recommends
she see someone outside the Wandin Valley medical
community. In the shower room, Victor has trouble
maneuvering and knocks over his IV stand, wedging
it in the opening under the door. He panics and
starts hyperventilating. Leonie shoos everyone
else away and calms Victor down, getting him to
breathe into his hands to help slow his
ventilation down. Tom picks up the out-of-date
antivenin (for black snake). Anna hopes it's
strong enough to do the trick. Leonie continues
to talk to Victor and calms him down enough for
him to extricate himself and the IV stand. They
go for a walk later and he tells her his secret
-- that he uses researchers for his books and
then writes up their notes; he never goes
anywhere himself.
Bernice gives
Victor advice about Leonie ("go get
her!"). Darcy gets a needle biopsy done at
the Women's Clinic while Hugo waits. Bernice
talks to Leonie about Victor's feelings. The two
finally talk to each other and admit that they
have feelings for each other. Victor asks Leonie
to see the world with him, as his wife, and she
agrees. They're to be married in London. Back at
the hospital later, Leonie tells everyone she's
leaving and finally lays down the law to the
docs. Murphy the dog wakes up OK. Bernice renames
the farm Rainbow Health Farm and invites Terence
in to have a spa, caviar, and chilled champagne.
Terence dances with Darcy until his back starts
to twinge. Darcy's biopsy showed the lump was
benign. Hugo's been reading up about
"women's troubles" and recommends
Evening Primrose Oil to Darcy -- she is amused
but tells him she already takes it. Chantal
brings Anna some flowers from her parents'
business and offers to clean the kennels to help
pay Anna back. Anna asks Tom how much he's paying
her (since he'd been neatly trying to avoid
helping Anna out by doing that very job himself).
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