| Darcy,
Kate, and Anna discuss wedding
preparations. Anna's mom is ambivalent
about the whole thing and Anna doesn't
really understand why. Tom is performing
random breath testing. He pulls over a
lady who refuses to cooperate. He doesn't
realize who she is until she hands him
one of his own wedding invitations --
it's his soon-to-be-mother-in-law,
Barbara Sajinovic. He is very sheepish
but she had recognized him right away. He
lets her go. When she arrives at Anna's,
she and Anna tease Billy about only
buying him socks and undies for
Christmas. Tom arrives shortly after that
and he and Barbara pretend they never met
before. Things are little uncomfortable,
though. Bernice practices her celebrant
skills. Perce thinks she is silly. She'll
be performing the wedding ceremony for
Pearl White and Podge McKeever. Perce
hits the roof when he hears -- he can't
stand Podge and doesn't want him in the
house. A cocktail party (not
a hen party) is held at Anna's and Tom
has his buck's night elsewhere. Anna gets
a call that Tom is in protective custody
at the police station. When the girls all
get there, Tom is sitting very placidly
at his desk. He tells Anna he's doing
paperwork, that the buck's night is going
on without him. Once they leave, he calls
Frank out of the cell -- Frank has a pair
of bolt cutters and Tom is pantless and
cuffed to his desk. Barbara disapproves
of Tom, especially since he's divorced.
Anna makes a fake call to Tom to call it
all off "because you didn't go to
Uni". Billy thinks she's serious.
Kate reads a magazine about bridesmaids
duties. She talks to Barbara about Tom
and Anna's early relationship. Darcy
mentions that both Tom and Anna want lots
of kids. Harry brings their dresses in
but they're not the right ones (they're
Pearl's and Esme's dresses). Billy asks
Tom why his nana hates Tom so much. Billy
worries that no one will buy him a bike
for Christmas and worries if he will be
Tom's kid if Tom and Anna have children
of their own. He wants to come on
honeymoon with them. Esme helps Pearl get
ready. She tells Esme about the time
Perce kissed her. Barbara wants to talk
to Tom about prenuptial agreements. Her
lawyer thinks it's a good idea. He, on
the other hand, thinks it's a sordid idea
and refuses. Billy keeps piping in about
the honeymoon and Anna gets a little
sharp with him and sends him out. Darcy
comes across Billy later on collecting
grubs by the woodpile, frustrated at
adults in general. Barbara tells Tom that
his relationship with Anna isn't 50/50,
that Anna made up the monetary difference
when the flight discounts fell through.
She tells him she would do anything to
stop the wedding.
Pearl
tells Perce she remembers the kiss they
shared. He promises not to tell and she
goes to give him a kiss just as Esme and
Podge walk in. They face off. Billy tells
his nana he doesn't like her anymore. He
turns to leave and faints after
complaining of feeling ill. Barbara calls
for Darcy and they take him to the
hospital. He's nauseous and achy. It
doesn't appear to be anything he ate or
the grubs he was collecting hat are the
source of his trouble. Perce and Podge
argue over the past. Pearl thinks it's
wonderful that two men are fighting over
her. Perce and Podge square off in
Perce's living room. Esme accuses Pearl
of being a shameless flirt and Pearl
accuses Esme of cheating in embroidery
class long ago by using her Aunt's work.
Bernice and Hugo try to break everything
up but the combatants are determined --
they hand Hugo their teeth to hold. Esme
upsets Pearl by calling her common. Esme
finally enlists Frank to break up the
fight. Anna gets to the hospital with
Tom. Rosemary takes Barbara to the staff
lounge to stay while Tom and Anna visit
Billy. The docs discover a spider bite on
the back of Billy's leg. They show him a
chart of different spider species and
he's points out a red back spider. They
send out for the appropriate antivenin.
Rosemary comes to get Terence to talk to
Barabara. Barbara tells him about the
child she had, a son, in Egypt before
Anna was born. His name was Gregory and
he was nearly two when he died. He had
Duchennes Muscular Dystrophy and she only
clued in to the hereditary factors
involved when a cousin's grandson was
stricken
Anna and
Tom bicker about her mother and Billy
blames himself. Esme asks Perce about
history with Pearl nearly 50 years ago,
when Pearl and Podge were broken up so
long ago. He tells her that his troubles
started when Podge was made prefect and
got Perce in trouble. He says he didn't
remember the kiss until Pearl brought it
up. Esme feels better to learn that.
Terence wants to make inquiries before
telling Anna about the Duchennes.
Bernice's ceremony for Pearl and Podge at
the farm is very eclectic and very
dramatic -- lots of Bible quotes, poetry,
and New Age thoughts. Perce scowls
throughout the ceremony and Esme catches
the bouquet. Terence explains Duchennes
to Anna and Tom -- how it only affects
males but females can be carriers. So
there is a 1 in 2 chance of Anna having
an affected child (i.e. if she's a
carrier). Tom struggles to understand it.
Symptoms of the disease usually appear
before the age of 4 so Billy is obviously
normal (and thus his mother wasn't a
carrier). Anna plays it tough. Bernice
meets up with Frank at the church and
learns that Rev. Denny is wrestling with
a difficult decision -- to stay to
perform Tom and Anna's wedding or accept
an invitation to take over Christmas
services for the Bishop of Garridan.
Bernice decides to ease his mind for him,
to ease his burden. Anna is putting on a
tough front but Tom wants to talk to her.
She thinks Tom shouldn't marry her -- he
wants children and she should avoid
having them. Bernice arrives in midst of
their discussion to announce that she
will be performing their wedding
ceremony. Tom blurts out that there might
not be a wedding and Anna takes it as
confirmation that he doesn't want to
marry her.
Bernice
tells Kate, Esme, and Darcy about what
happened with Tom and Anna. Bernice is
more upset over her lost chance to do the
wedding. Dorothy Mullens collaspes in the
shopping centre with hyperglycemia. She's
lost weight and has probably been letting
herself go to look after the kids. Billy
feels dumb and guilty for getting sick.
He wonders why Tom and Anna haven't
visited him. Tom and Anna discuss things.
Anna is distraught. She doesn't want to
trap Tom in a marriage without kids if
she turns out to be a carrier. He tries
to reassure her and they decide to go
ahead with the wedding. Darcy and Hugo
arrive at Rainbow Farm with the Mullens
kids -- Dorothy will have to stay in
hospital for awhile while they regulate
her blood sugar and Darcy and Hugo didn't
want to see the kids sent to Family
Services. Bernice has a brainstorm to
float a pontoon out onto the dam for the
wedding. Frank, Harry, and Anna have
problems raising the marquis tent. Anna
is hassled by the whole thing and tells
Bernice she can do what she wants. Perce
is grumpy over having young kids in his
home. Darcy has to leave them in his care
and once she explains their situation, he
relents. Tom picks up Billy's bike. Both
he and Barbara have bought a helmet to go
with it. Tom lets her keep the one she
bought and she agrees (a first!).
Esme helps
Anna get ready. Anna and her mom have a
surprise planned for Billy. Barbara talks
to Anna and she wishes Anna and Tom well.
Billy gets to see what Tom and Anna look
like in their wedding duds -- separated
by the hospital curtains, of course, so
they don't see each other -- and says
"She's not all that ugly" to
Tom. Anna comes out after Tom and he sees
her in her gown. They go together to the
wedding as Rosemary looks on with a silly
smile on her face. They all arrive at the
dam and the wedding party goes out onto
the pontoon. The pontoon gets loose from
its moorings and is set adrift. Harry
tries to grab the rope and tosses it to
shore to Terence, who ends up in the
water grabbing for it. The pontoon starts
to list to one side as Bernice babbles on
and as Terence tries to pull them all to
shore. Harry and Frank fall into the
water as the rest of the wedding party
scrambles to dry land. Hugo tries to cope
with the kids. Perce calls them to
attention and gets them occupied with
Christmas decorations. Terence says a few
words back at the reception. Later Darcy,
Bernice, and Harry bring a tree for the
kids and Kate brings wedding leftovers.
Perce and Hugo make treats.
Tom and
Anna start to enjoy their first night
together as a married couple when the
phone rings -- it's a report of an
accident, supposedly from Killer Burke.
The phone rings again, calling Anna out
to the Valley Road as well. Bernice reads
her mail and learns that she is not a
legal celebrant, not until they approve
her proposed ceremony. Tom and Anna get
to the Valley Road to find no accident.
Tom calls Burrigan to find out that it is
a hoax they know nothing about. Billy
wakes to find his new bike beside the
bed. Terence arrives at the hospital at
05:30 to find Rosemary there. He kisses
her, after a furtive look around to make
sure no one was watching. Tom and Anna
see a deer. They return to the house to
find Bernice there. She gives them their
money back and then breaks the bad news
to them. Anna thinks that it might be for
the best, to give them time to properly
think about things but Tom is determined
to get married that day. Bernice tries to
find Pearl and Podge to tell them the bad
news but has no luck. The Mullens kids
wake up to find Perce dressed as Santa
Claus, doling out pressies. Tom and Anna
rush to the church to ask Rev. Denny to
marry them. They decide to have Billy
there this time and send Hugo to get him.
Terence, Rosemary, Kate, Harry, Esme, and
Frank celebrate Christmas at Eden. They
give Frank a present -- a book about the
Himalayas -- and they all make a toast to
Shirley. Tom and Anna say their vows
again, with only Hugo and Billy as
witnesses, with Anna dressed in red and
Tom dressed in casual attire. Afterwards,
Billy tells them it's OK if he doesn't go
on the honeymoon.
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