Molly prepares to harvest her crop
of potatoes. Brendan thinks she's taking it a little too
seriously until she tells him that they pay $22 a bag. She
figures she can get 125 bags out of her one acre field, which
makes $2750. Her expenses are pretty low cost and she plans on
doing all the harvesting herself until they figure out just how
much she'd have to heft (each bag weighs about 60 kilos). Brendan
picks some leaves from one of the plants and there are little
spots on them. Molly's worried that it might be Irish Blight and
decides to ring the Department of Agriculture. Simon and Vicky
are at the Gilroys watching a rather silly comedy show (the
Reggie Russell Show) on TV. Everyone but Vicky is enjoying the
show. Vicky doesn't appreciate Reggie Russell's brand of comedy.
Frank, is thrilled that Johnno has managed to bring him to Wandin
Valley during his Australian tour. It's been around 20 years
since the episode they are watching and Vicky wonders what he's
like now. Molly rings Mr. O'Reilly, the district horticultural,
to come look at her potatoes but he's busy watching Reggie
Russell. He'll come over in the morning. He doesn't seem to think
it's Irish Blight. Molly pores over a book on potato diseases and
gets more and more worried when Brendan comes across an entry for
Tiger Spot that looks familiar. Bob stops by and tells her that
you only see Tiger Spot in the summer. He saves her sanity by
smelling the leaves and asking if the leaves were near the fence
(they were). He tells her it's creosote -- he painted the fence
for them a few weeks ago and must have splattered some on the
plants. Molly is excited. The next morning Simon, Terence, and
Shirley discuss the impending visit of Reggie Russell. Terence
admits that Reggie was his first idol. A tall stranger comes in
looking for a doctor for his injured hand and Terence passes him
off on Simon. Shirley thinks she recognizes the stranger.
Simon examines the man's hand. He
was chopping wood for his Aunt Nell and the tomahawk slipped. He
says his name is Ian Wilson. Simon says he'll have to go to
hospital for treatment of the tendon injury. Brendan grows
impatient at the brekkie table when Molly tells him to close his
eyes and hold out his hand -- she excitedly puts a huge potato in
his hand. He marvels at it but wonders if it's too big to be
marketable, somewhat dashing Molly's hopes. Cookie and Bob wait
at Johnno's hotel for Reggie Russell to arrive. Harry Grainger,
Johnno's friend, finally arrives with Reggie Russell and
introduces him to the three waiting men. Reggie stands very
quietly but Harry makes excuses for him being a little out of it.
They've organized a little get-together for Reggie down at the
Club and Reggie quietly agrees. Johnno shows Harry and Reggie to
their room as Bob remarks that Reggie looks older. Simon and Ian
discuss MGs. Ian calls Simon's car a toy and Simon is forced to
defend it. He describes it as "sleek, beautiful, very very
feminine, and boy is she a goer." Judy, who is sitting at
the desk, jokingly says they must be talking about her. She
berates Ian for always eating and he says the cook must be in
love with him. She sends him back to his room and tells Simon how
mad the man is driving her. Brendan brings in Molly's potato to
show to Simon and Judy and they are less than enthusiastic; in
fact they are quite mocking. They ignore him to discuss Reggie
Russell and then walk off. Harry checks in with Reggie to see how
things are going. He's organized some more dates and the
possibility of the TV show is still out there. Reggie longs to
return to England to work. He thinks he needs new material, new
writers and is a little lacking in confidence. Ian wanders into
the Matron's office and makes himself at home at the desk. Judy
lectures him on eating and threatens to strap him to the bed (he
responds with "Whatever turns you on, kid. I'm easy."
She sends him back to bed yet again and he tells her his friends
call him PeeWee ("Pea brain, more like!"). He asks her
if she's ever heard of the Delltones and when she says no, he
wanders back down the hall, singing to himself.
Brendan yells at Doris when she
won't eat potatoes. They've been overdosing on potato everything
lately and Brendan is going mad. She's scared to harvest the
potatoes to sell. She's worried no one will buy them and feels
she's failed yet again at farming. Brendan assures her he'll help
her get them out of the ground and flog them. Reggie has a touch
of nerves and Johnno gets him a mineral water. Harry strides out
and, seeing the glass in Reggie's hand sniffs it to make sure
it's not alcoholic. They leave for the Club. The Club is filling
up. Frank plans on getting Reggie's autograph. Even Terence has
brought one of his Reggie Russell records. He asks Shirley to get
the record signed, if she gets a chance, as he's a little
embarrassed to do it himself. Shirley is highly amused. Bob
teases Cookie about the tux he's wearing and Cookie retaliates by
remarking on the smell coming off of Bob. They start to argue
just as Reggie walks in. The Club quiets down and Johnno
introduces him to the crowd. Reggie doesn't say much besides
thank you and then leaves the stage. Frank invites him to sit at
their table. Silence reigns supreme in the Club. Gradually
everyone introduces themselves to him. ian is back at the
Matron's desk, talking on the phone. He's telling someone that
Reggie Russell is in town. Simon walks in and Ian hangs up. Judy
forces him back to his room again. She'll have to work so she
won't be going to the Reggie Russell gig. Simon gets roped into
helping harvest Molly's potato crop.
Frank is reminiscing to Reggie
about all the great skits he did but Reggie isn't very
communicative. Cookie worries that he won't be funny tomorrow
("He's as funny as a dose of malaria."). Johnno wonders
what Reggie is drinking and Cookie says tomato juice. He offers
to take a new drink to Reggie but spikes it with vodka before
leaving the bar area. Simon finally arrives and Vicky says under
her breath that he'll be disappointed. Reggie sips the drink and
notices the difference but doesn't say anything. He starts to
come out of himself the more he drinks and becomes more chatty
and funny. Even Vicky enjoys his jokes and stories. Harry is
suspicious of Reggie's newfound perkiness. He takes Reggie's
drink and realizes that it contains alcohol. He tells Johnno in
no uncertain terms to never give Reggie alcohol again. Harry
comes to the table to take Reggie back to the hotel and Reggie
instantly becomes quiet and unassuming. Later that night, Reggie
sneaks down into the hotel bar and helps himself to a swig or two
of booze before taking the whole bottle back upstairs with him.
He returns to his room but is
interrupted by a knock on the door. It's Harry. He thought he
heard Reggie leave his room. He returns to his own, taking the
key to Reggie's door with him. He shuts the door and locks it
behind him. Reggie is left alone with his bottle of vodka,
sitting in front of the full length mirror and reliving his glory
days. He starts to cry and is quite the pathetic figure of a man.
The next morning, Molly and friends begin harvesting her crop.
Simon complains at every turn while Bob slogs away picking up the
potatoes and Molly drives the tractor. Vicky stops by to see how
things are going. Vicky tells her that she has number one grade A
potatoes that fish and chip shops love. Molly is relieved. Reggie
stops in to see Terence. He says he's having trouble sleeping at
nights and Terence offers to write a prescription for a sleeping
pill. They chat a little about cricket and Reggie's start in the
comedy business. It took his work mates hours to get him drunk
enough to get on stage for that first talent quest. He hasn't
heard from his kids in months. Back at the hotel, Harry comes
back to find Reggie nearly comatose from drink and pills and he
flips out. He pulls Reggie by the hair over to the sink and
douses his head under the water. Reggie cowers by the bed as
Harry berates and verbally abuses him. At the gig later that
night, Cookie introduces Reggie to great applause. Reggie
stumbles onto the stage and is very subdued and largely
incoherent. He's close to tears and falls off the stool. Cookie
orders the lights killed and helps him off the stage.
The next morning Shirley and Frank
discuss the previous night's events. Harry has excused Reggie's
actions by saying he was ill. Shirley is sympathetic but Frank is
very much the disappointed fan. Molly arrives with a box of
potatoes for them. Frank remarks that growing potatoes is easy,
anyone can do it. Simon is walking funny after his day of hard
labour at the farm. He drops a pen but can't bend over to the
pick it up, he's so stiff and sore. Judy is highly amused. Simon
threatens to sue Brendan for a million dollars and kill Bob for
dropping a bag on his foot. Johnno talks to Harry in the hotel
bar. Reggie is sleeping off the previous night's effects. Terence
will be coming over to check up on him later. Harry was able to
get Reggie as a new client because everyone else had given up on
him. Terence arrives and they go up to Reggie's room. Harry has
to unlock the door to let them in and they find Reggie lying on
the bed. He's taken pills prescribed by other doctors -- there is
a veritable pharmacy of them in Reggie's bag.
Terence tries to get Reggie to
wake up. The pills he has are all either uppers or downers.
Terence wonders that Harry lets Reggie take them but Harry says
doctors keep prescribing them and Harry isn't Reggie's mother.
Harry asks if Reggie will be able to perform tonight and Terence
says yes, if watched. They round up all the drugs in the room and
Terence takes them all away. Judy talks to Brendan about the
failed Reggie Russell gig. Judy thinks he's a has-been but
Brendan defends him. Ian Wilson stops by. He needs to have his
bandage changed because it got wet when he showered Judy
recommends he put his hand in a plastic bag to keep it dry and he
says "Along with my head, eh?". Ian defends Reggie,
too. Simon is still walking funny and smells of horse liniment,
prescribed by Vicky. He tells Shirley that Fatso bit Vicky on the
ankle while she was massaging Simon last night (Fatso thought she
was attacking him). Esme rushes in to gossip about Reggie's
behaviour last night. When she gets a whiff of Simon, she remarks
that he smells of horses. Simon tells her it's his new after
shave, redolent of grassy plains and fresh mountain air. She
replies that she thinks he's been standing in something and
leaves. Johnno confronts Harry about the possibility of Reggie
not going on tonight. Ian walks in and Harry recognizes him
immediately ("Well look who's here. All the old acts wind up
in Wandin Valley."). He wants to see Reggie and is told he
can't have visitors. Ian asks Harry to pass on the message that
Reggie doesn't have to go on if he doesn't want to, that him and
the boys will fill in for him. Bob loads up one uteful of
potatoes for Molly. She's determined to get $22 per bag for them.
Reggie wakes up and paces the room restlessly for awhile before
finally taking a swig of vodka.
Bob puts a poster up for the
Delltones. Bob tells Esme he is impressed that they're stepping
in for Reggie. Molly walks into the Club in high spirits. She
says Bob was right, that Flanagan started off with an offer of
$14. Bob is ready to go after him. She said they dickered back
and forth and he finally took the lot at $22 a bag. She pays Bob
what she owes him for helping out, lending out the ute, and gas
for the ute plus she left a bag of spuds in the back for him and
Cookie. She buys Bob and Esme a drink. Terence arrives at the
hotel in time to see Reggie sucking back some vodka. He suggests
that Harry get Reggie something to eat then go for a walk. While
Terence listens, Harry tries to convince Reggie to go on tonight.
He seems reasonable enough but the longer you hear it the more it
sounds like emotional blackmail. Terence is a little disturbed
when Harry quietly tells him that if that doesn't do it, nothing
will.
Terence returns with a new shirt
for Reggie. He's has a shower and seems better. Terence helps him
to get dressed while Reggie complains good naturedly about the
low quality of the hotel. Terence wonders why Reggie didn't stay
at the modern hotel in town. Terence takes Reggie's old clothes
with him to get cleaned. Johnno talks to Harry about being a
manager. Harry has no respect for the people he manages. Brendan
returns home to find Molly painting her nails. He's finally
gotten his overtime pay. Molly tells him they'll just have to put
it in the bank, as she flashes a huge wad of money in front of
him. He's thrilled and proud. And Molly feels like a real farmer
now. They reminisce about their first meeting, in that hospital
when Molly broke her leg, and agree to stay married forever. At
the Club, Johnno makes Reggie's excuses for him and introduces
the replacement act -- the Delltones. They sing 50's songs. The
crowd loves them. Terence finishes helping Reggie but as they are
about to leave the hotel room, Reggie decides he can't do it.
Comedy is a tough business. Terence tries to assure him that the
people in Wandin Valley are on his side, that they want him to go
out there. Reggie changes his mind and decides to go. They arrive
at the Club and listen to the Delltones sing "The Hop".
Ian introduces Reggie at the end of their set. Reggie is in much
better form and his performance is met with a standing ovation.
Brendan invites Reggie over to their place tomorrow for a
celebratory picnic in honour of Molly's potato crop. They play a
game of cricket with Reggie as the judge. Ian stops by the
hospital to find Judy singing "The Hop". He's leaving
town and stopped by to say goodbye. She gives him a little kiss
on the cheek and teases him about the "old timer
music". Reggie is enjoying the picnic. Molly tells him about
her farming and he's impressed. She's decided to try soy beans
next. Terence and Frank discuss how at home Reggie seems to be
and Terence says he thinks that Reggie has been more or less
selling his own life to the public all along, leaving what for
himself. Simon worries that Harry doesn't have Reggie's interests
at heart.
Johnno answers a knock at the door
and opens it to admit Reggie and Terence. Reggie had such an
enjoyable day, both at the Jones farm and at the Gilroys for
dinner. He and Terence have made plans for golf but their plans
seem squashed by the gig Reggie has planned in Orange. When
Terence insists they should have time for 9 holes at least and
Harry agrees. Terence talks to Harry about how Reggie never
looked for a drink the entire day, he was enjoying himself so
much. Terence wonders what it would take to bring Reggie's
ex-wife Jackie to Australia but Harry says she's a bigger drunk
than Reggie. Terence clearly isn't impressed by Harry's attitude
toward Reggie. Upstairs, Reggie calls his mum in Glasgow. His
Scottish accent has returned the minute he begins speaking to
her. He's called to say hello and ask after his kids. He's told
that Bruce is married. Sheila is in London (but she never saw him
while she was there). He insists he's fine to his mum and asks if
she has Jackie's phone number. She does and she gives it to him.
He promises to be home for Christmas. He takes a swig of vodka to
fortify himself before calling his ex-wife. She's in France (at
phone number Toulons 548777). He speaks in
heavily-English-accented French to whoever answers the phone and
asks to speak to Jackie when the man of the house takes the
phone. When she gets on the phone, he starts to speak to her then
hangs up the phone. He takes to the bottle with a vengeance.
Johnno tries to convince Harry to book Reggie back in. Terence
and Simon arrive to pick Reggie up for their round of golf (Harry
hasn't seen him all morning). They knock at the door to find
Reggie lying on the floor beside the bed. He's dead. Simon finds
another stash of prescription pills in one of Reggie's other
cases and the empty vodka bottle on the bedside table.
Terence tells Frank that the
particular combination of pills and alcohol are responsible for
Reggie's "death by misadventure". At the hotel, Harry phones the Orange club
manager, Pete, and tells him that they've "had a bit of
drama" and Reggie won't be appearing, you know how
unreliable he is. He nevers mentions that Reggie has died and
tells Pete that he has another comic for him instead. Even Johnno
thinks he's a little off. Molly waters Christopher's tree. She
and Brendan talk about Reggie and the impact he had on the world.